I wrote everyone from my class an email saying how much fun I had and thanking everyone for a wonderful experience.  One of the ladies from my group wrote me back something so sweet!

“Thank you Jennifer! You are one of the most beautiful person I have ever met. You were the perfect Cuba companion! Always so peaceful! May God bless you and your Mom.Love you to pieces! Will certainly check your face book for pics and memories! Enjoy the rest of your summer too!”

AWWWWWWWWWWW <3

“When I sit near you, suddenly my hands become alien things. I don’t know where to put them, or what they usually do, like this is the first time I’ve ever had hands. Maybe whey go in my pocket and maybe they don’t” 

I found a photo of us on my iPad. We looked so happy and young. I smiled big. I used to think we would always be friends. I used to look up to you so much and put you on a pedestal. Now I avoid you, the thought of you annoys me. What a shame, I guess. But at least I have one less person fucking with me.

I’ve said some really weird, funny and sassy things in my day

Monday February 18, 2013
Friend: ugh, he blogs? Who does that, that’s so lame. Me: Yeah, I know right? *twitch*

Sunday February 10, 2013
I own beach front property in the friend zone

Tuesday January 8, 2013
on my newsfeed it showed that my friend’s sim flirted with his girlfriend’s mom’s sim on Sims Social. Awkward.

Friday January 4, 2013
My Jewish friend is showing her parents her tattoo for the first time. Where is my popcorn?

Thursday December 27, 2012
Listening to my co worker talk about her dog opening christmas presents… For hours.

Friday December 21, 2012
If the world ends tomorrow, I just want you to know that I still hate you

Thursday December 20, 2012
Lovelyish is a great resource for last months news.

Sunday December 16, 2012
Oh my god… Just discovered that youtube has a lifetime supply of 80′s video dating ad clips… and my day just got planned.

Wednesday November 21, 2012
thought about going out tonight, but then I remembered how much I hate douchebags in large groups..

Thursday November 1, 2012
had a dream the other night that I was at a baby shower +Uncle Jesse, Joey+Steve from Full House were there and they were hitting on me

Thursday October 25, 2012
My co worker is three weeks late but hasn’t had sex. We’re trying to convince her she’s the next virgin Mary

Saturday October 20, 2012
gotta love “writers” who “diss” me to get more readers. I’m getting sick of you wrinkling my coattails.

Thursday October 11, 2012
Just had a deep talk with the last person Id ever imagine opening up to. Weird how these things work

Tuesday September 25, 2012
my life is a soap opera, but with ugly people

Wednesday September 19, 2012
“I see you recommended two of my posts… I accept your invitation for sex”

Tuesday September 18, 2012
Love phone calls from quantumstorm. Me: I went to a giants game on sunday. QS: you went to a vagina cane? What does that even mean??

Friday September 14, 2012
I like my men how I like my tea: thrown into the Boston Harbor.

Wednesday September 5, 2012
“in the future if my kids tell me they’re gay, I’ll just be like “what” because I don’t plan on having kids so how did they get there”

Monday September 3, 2012
“got dudes sharing beard pics at work get on my levellllll” – Amanda.

Wednesday August 29, 2012
You saying you’re honest is like Courtney Love saying she is clean and sober #realitycheckbooboo

Tuesday August 21, 2012
i got an invite for a warehouse rave called spongebob rave pants, lol

Sunday August 19, 2012
the conversation between your fingers and someone else’s skin. This is the most important discussion you can ever have.

Wednesday June 13, 2012
“almost had a threesome last night… Only needed 2 more people”

Thursday June 7, 2012
I’m dressing up as a Legends of The Hidden Temple contestant for Halloween

Sunday June 3, 2012
this ain’t baseball, bitch. I don’t have to give you three chances

Thursday May 31, 2012
who the hell are One Direction, and why should I hate them?

Friday May 25, 2012
Me: I need to charge my phone. Christine: Oh, my chargers on the floor right next to my bible and that rolled up dollar bill

Tuesday May 1, 2012
At the point in the semester where I want to drop out of grad school and become a go go dancer

Tuesday April 17, 2012
someone please nurse me back to health? I’ll pay you handsomely in ring pops

Monday April 9, 2012
if i could create a holiday it would be called National Group Hug Day

Friday April 6, 2012
Just realized that if I order a side of bacon with my breakfast I will offending every religion today in one swoop. oh well   (This was posted on Good friday)

Friday March 16, 2012
“Ahhhh fuck dis shit” -Albert Einstein

Friday March 9, 2012
Celebrating national women’s day at subway. Men making me sandwiches!!

Friday February 24, 2012
Losing my pf changs v-card in 3,2,1!

Saturday February 11, 2012
if someone likes your photo at 3am, they probably masturbated to it :O

Wednesday February 8, 2012
Danny: If youre ever in doubt, call Christine, and do the exact opposite of what she says

Tuesday January 10, 2012
if i had a maid i would make her pick up my takeout order so i wouldn’t have to tip anyone

Saturday January 7, 2012
 if i see him i will bash his face in and dip italian bread in his blood

Saturday January 7, 2012
Dear future husband, ‘hungry like the wolf’ and ‘get low’ will be played at our reception. Non negotiable

Tuesday December 27, 2011
Delusions of Grandeur Jenny: boobs grow slightly bigger, imagines a successful career as a Victoria’s Secret angel.

Saturday December 24, 2011
Blonde moment: was thinking about what to pack for Indianapolis and the first thing that pops in my head is a passport…..

Thursday December 22, 2011
fuck thunder. If my power goes out I will punch Zeus in the face and stab him, like I did in God of War!

Saturday December 3, 2011
I love long walks…..to the fridge. #scumbagsteve

Saturday November 26, 2011
Marijuana is not a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs. It’s more of a drive thru drug that leads to french fries and Frosties

Wednesday November 16, 2011
this bitch on facebook wrote “we fell in love in a hopeless place” on her bf’s wall. You guys met at Stonybrook Uni, calm down bitch

Monday November 14, 2011
Texted my friend saying I was eating BBQ chips, but I hit a wrong button and it autocorrected it to “child” I DON’T EAT CHILDREN!

Saturday November 12, 2011
If I was a guy I would buy my girlfriend something really stupid and cheap, and put it in a Tiffany’s or Louboutin box, to mess with her

Tuesday November 8, 2011
time to dust off your dildos, girls. COD Modern Warfare 3 is almost here

Saturday November 5, 2011
Up until a few years ago I thought the expression was “doggy dog world” instead of “dog eat dog world” LOL

Monday October 31, 2011
My book will be called “Hot MESScapades: a memior”

Thursday October 27, 2011
One day I want to make out with someone with poprocks in my mouth. I imagine it will be invigorating. LOL!

Sunday October 16, 2011
I’m basically a thin, Spanish, not talented, never famous version of Adele.

Saturday October 8, 2011
My mom found pics of lil brother drinking. that sucks, but it’s karma for the time you told mom i smoked out of a bong, baybayyyyy

Sunday September 11, 2011
Danny: This crazy bitch keeps texting me, so annoying. Jenny: Let me see, whoops I accidentally dialed her! ahahahah my life.

I’m praying that they just caught her at an awkward time because she looks scary as f*ck

I say everything wrong, lolololol.

My mom had a scratchy throat so I made her a doctor’s appointment. I told her to also mention how she’s been bruising easily. I had to go from school to work today but I stopped by the house to eat. She told me not to panic, but the doctor was really alarmed at the bruises. Dr wants her to go to her oncologist right away and get tests done because it looks like her platelet count is low. She said it may be something as simple as anemia but it could be her cancer spreading :/

Of course my mom can’t see the oncologist for the end of the month, so there’s no sense in worrying too much right now, but it’s a little unsettling and definitely not what I was expecting after her mammogram results came back good.

My friend overheard me gossiping about my ex hitting me up the other night. I was tipsy, so I explained the situation to him and he listened intently. He said sorry and I assured him that there was no reason for him to be sorry, that I’m over him, but annoyed that my exes always have to harass me. He let me have the last of his chocolate dessert that I was sharing with him and ordered me another dessert cause I mentioned liking the first one so much. And he told me I was a great girl and that my boyfriends always come back for a reason. And then he shared one of his relationship failure stories with me.  I dunno, after my weird, emotionally draining week, it was nice to eat dessert, drink sparkling wine and just vent and have someone listen and be really nice to me. I felt like we bonded and we’re closer friends now.

I actually have a lot to write about, but I’m wrapped up in a new book

As if my week couldn’t get any weirder

This is not gonna be as detailed as I want it to be cause I’m supposed to be working

-Our cars got broken into (me and my dads). I have nothing of value in my car so nothing important was taken (have fun with my ten dollar sunglasses, my phone charger from 711 and my Giants jacket with the messed up zipper) so I wasn’t too upset about it.  I definitely felt violated though. 

-We decided to do a police report just incase they strike again in the neighborhood. The cop who came to our home was so dreamy but I looked like a scrub so I didn’t think he paid attention. He called our home phone yesterday with an “update” and gave us his phone number. My mom thinks he was into me, hah!

- I went out for half price appetizers for Mike’s birthday.  Jonathan (I don’t think I ever told you guys about him) was there and he brought his new girlfriend.  Mike and Angela were saying that she was probably a groupie and I shouldn’t be too concerned  (they still want us to date).  I was a little nervous about the situation, but I was really nice to her and tried to make her feel welcome.  I wasn’t upset (I’ve been put through so much shit with guys that nothing really upsets me anymore),  I just felt a little uncomfortable at first, but it eased after five minutes.  She’s super pretty, but in that kinda punk way- short hair, piercings and a generic “one love” tattoo on her wrist.  He seems pretty into her but Mike says he doesn’t see them lasting long.  Me and Jon still talked a lot and had a bunch of laughs and I can definitely tell he still likes me.  Whatever, maybe she can train him (he never had a girlfriend so that’s why I had reservations about dating him) and when they break up we can finally “officially” date.  Whatever. 

- The guy I’m talking to is so nice and good to me but he bores me. My friends think it’s cause he’s not Asian, of course.

- My pregnant assistant supervisor was being a huge cunt again.  I can’t wait until that bitch goes into labor.  My main supervisor is still a doll and comforted me about the situation.  I was so upset I threw up. I don’t care if you’re pregnant, the thing she said to me was so unnecessary and evil. 

-Summer added me on facebook and has been really nice to me.. I don’t want any drama or enemies so if she’s willing to put aside any beef we had in the past then I am too.  She seems to be at a happy place in her life and I’m happy for her.  I’m definitely going to watch my back though, a lot of xanga girls will turn on you instantly and I don’t wanna go through that again. 

-I’m pmsing and I want to hold up a candy store.  I get such a sweet tooth sometimes which is bad for my “healthy lifestyle”.