My best friend, Mike always jokes around that I like Asian men because I talk to a lot of Asian guys from Xanga.  Now  Jonathon joins in.  We were watching the E3 conference and this chubby Asian guy is talking and they ask if I’ve dated him yet and next thing I know they’re all speaking to me in Engrish “Jenny I learry rike you” “Jenny have the pletty eyes!”

They spend the rest of the evening making fun of me for not liking Lebron (blehhhh), and for “getting faded in the corner”.

I got them both back by the end of the night. 

Was this supposed to be funny? Witty? I need to do a mass delete soon

I deleted Bill from all of my accounts after that “I can’t talk to you anymore even though we don’t talk anymore” phone call.  My mom is still facebook friends with him and shows me this picture

He looks like Mr. Potato Head and her duckface goes really nice with her cheap costume jewelry. Z snap.  Fucking goof troops. 

I ate a lot today so I’m having at little anxiety about tomorrow. I’m already thinking about what to pack for work tomorrow and what I’m going to order when I go out to eat with my friend and now I’ll squeeze exercise in. I’ve never really had a healthy relationship with food, so I don’t really know what is normal. Is this normal? 

I listen to MGMT I think of you. I wanna tell you but you’d probably make fun of me for listening to synth pop

When I was at (what I consider anyway) a healthy weight people said I was too fat.

Then I lost weight and now people are saying I’m too skinny. 

I think I look sexy which I guess is all that matters.