May 19, 2013

• my IQ plummets after a few drinks

  Friend: Does she live here?
  Me: What do you mean here?  Like in America?

  After the Knicks lost

  Me: I am so angry right now, this is all JR Smith’s fault.  I’m going to go to MSG right now and yell at him
  Friend: They played in Indiana today. 

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