February 3, 2013

• One day, I’d like to write a book

  It would definitely be a collection of short stories

  Ideas:

  1. “So stoned that I..”  It would be a book about stupid things I have done while I’ve been high.  Everything from sitting down on a couch and trying to find the seat belt, to forgetting how to order at the drive thru, to getting home and trying to blog about it on Youtube.

  2. “Hot Messcapades: A Memior” This would just be a collection of crazy things I have done.  I don’t even need to go into it.

  3. Tentative title: “City of Douchebags”.  it would be about all my strange encounters in the dating ring.  Like this one time this guy started reading the gospel to me and another time this guy told me on fb chat his biggest fantasy is being eaten by a woman and I was bored and I went along with it.  The conversation ended with him asking me if he would die by me chewing him or if my stomach acids would kill him.
  

  4. “Fifty Shades of J” Even though I haven’t had too many partners, I’ve had a very… colorful sex life.  Lots of interesting, awkward stories there.
  

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